Kylie’s “Western” Haikus
Recently finished Kerouac’s BOOK OF HAIKUS and thought I’d try my hand. My first couple were shit-tay. This is the first one I don’t feel too self-conscious about sharing:
[–]McKeon09876 hey K you read The Haiku Year? its written by the REM baldy and i think Wilco too maybe i dunno.
[–]WhatInTheActualKylie Just ordered thanks for the rec!
[–]McKeon09876 shocked you never heard of it since you’re all about haikus now and also dad rock.
[–]WhatInTheActualKylie hey. don’t knock dad rock! btw loveLOVElove this one:
[–]Juniper_Jams isn’t it supposed to be like 7 syllables or some shiz?
[–]WhatInTheActualKylie These are Western Haikus. Freeform 3-line pops that aren’t restricted by syllables or meter.
Love them because when done right they are like these beautiful little snapshots. Not as easy as it looks!!
 “Book of Haikus – Wikipedia.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Haikus.
 “The Haiku Year by Tom Gilroy – Goodreads.” https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/63892.The_Haiku_Year.
 “The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! – Genius.” https://genius.com/Sufjan-stevens-the-predatory-wasp-of-the-palisades-is-out-to-get-us-lyrics.
 “Death Cab For Cutie Lyrics – Blacking Out The Friction – AZLyrics.” https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deathcabforcutie/blackingoutthefriction.html.
 “The Gloaming (group) – Wikipedia.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gloaming_(group).
 “Lyrics – Feeling Good – AZLyrics.” https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/muse/feelinggood.html.
And when I asked accounting about it, they said that’s the policy now and refused to pay me in dollars. This can’t be legal…
I don’t know what your so mad about. The dollar is in the toilet and Ecoin is much stronger. I mean if you like having less money, sure, I get why you’d be so cheesed. But E Corp is actually doing you and all of us a favor by converting our salaries to Ecoin.
I just don’t like being forced into using their made up currency. I didn’t even have Ecoin.
lol. how did you not have ecoin yet?? what rock are you living under that still accepts cash?
how did you miss the announcement? there’s been notices in with our paychecks for weeks now…
I have direct deposit w/ BoE and rarely open the paystub… permalink